This month: Sting gets his rematch on iMPACT! for the title with no build. Angle then Flair then Hogan is the totem pole in TNA in 2011. Lynn screws RVD and the final 4 in the Bound for Glory series are Bully Ray, Storm, Roode and Gunner. Karen Jarrett is the new CEO of the Women's division. Jeff Hardy is coming back. Bryan is not impressed with D'Lo and Al Snow as bookers. Morgan is a nice guy now. Daniels and AJ have a great match. Angle beats Sting. We need more good stuff on iMPACT! Another unannounced title match on TV. D-Von and Pope are best friends now and get a tag title shot. Eric Young has been doing terrible comedy for over two years. RVD confronts Jerry Lynn. Velvet Sky is too fat. Immortal is celebrating. Kendrick wears shoes. Hulk Hogan is more Hulk Hogan than ever before. Angle Sting and Anderson for the title at No Surrender. Just one more shot for Jeff Hardy. Jesse Sorenson beats Kid Kash to become number 1 contender for the X-Division title. Winter wins the Women's Championship from Mickie. Morgan is now a better striker than Joe. Aries wins the X-Division title. Bobby Roode wins the Bound for Glory series. Bryan is upset he bought the PPV. Sting announces Flair has to die. Spots with 8 different people. No replays ever in TNA. Tessmacher fucks Bischoff but he still gives Karen the top job. Angle can book matches now. Bryan concludes Jeff Hardy is not killing TNA. Sting and Ric Flair main event iMPACT! Tracy is now married to Kazarian again in spite of fucking Bischoff. Ink Inc is back. Jeff Hardy gets speeches from everyone on iMPACT! Daniels and AJ do a great job arguing. Angle and Storm is a PPV quality match on free TV but he can't beat him for some reason. Sting calls out Roode and puts him over. Jarrett points out facts about how shitty TNA and Kazarian are. Sarita and Rosita spray paint Ink Inc. Crimson is now a better worker and promo than Morgan. Mr. Anderson is fat, slow, sad and has given up. Bryan compares D-Von to John Wayne Gacy. Roode is great. You have two winners going into the main event at Bound for Glory. Hogan announces a fake retirement speech.