This month: Booker T is well dressed. Joe wanted to sit in the rafters. Everyone cuts a promo on the interview girl. Abdul Bashir is a terrible gimmick. Sting is a heel for being lazy but Nash is a hero. The TNA video game is released. iMPACT! is one giant question after another. Jarrett returns. Samoa Joe looks like a fat burger mascot. Abyss saves people who are disadvantaged. Morgan saves Abyss again. Trigg challenges AJ to a submission match at No Surrender. Bimbo brawl with Awesome Kong. Joe faces Devine, Lance Rock and Tomko. Poetry with the Beautiful People. TNA hasn't moved past the Montreal Screwjob. Kong beats ODB in an average match. The Sheik wins the X Division title and has a new physique. Dutt wins Val's heart in a ladder match. Where are Kurt's medals? Beer Money retain the tag titles against LAX. TNA cuts off and Bryan sees boobs. AJ pulls a classic Russo worked shoot. Joe retains his title in a failure of a main event. Mick Foley debuts on iMPACT! What has the Sheik lost? Matt Morgan's DNA is sent to space, AJ and Christian fight again. Kip James is a perfect fit for the Beautiful People. Anglw cuts a great promo and challenges Jarrett to a match at Bound for Glory. Why does Abyss have to do the Monster's Ball match? Roxxy hatches a brilliant plan against Kong. Christian is on Karen's Angle. Where is Joe changing? Sting turned down a bunch of money to be in TNA but should have lied about it. Morgan coaches Abyss through overcoming his fears. The Shiek beats Samoa Joe.