This month: EV2.0 vs Fortune at the PPV where one person from the losing team is fired. The Beautiful People are getting their makeup done. Winter the ghost can read minds. Velvet and Sarita have a terrible match. Simon Diamond, D'Lo and Al Snow suck as agents. Orlando Jordan and Eric Young meet with a councilor at the iMPACT! Zone. Angle had to retire. Abyss accuses The Pope of not being a real Pope. Fans around the ring. Vinny recalls the better days of TNA and let's out a small sigh. The Phantom thinks this is when it first sunk in that TNA keeps getting worse and worse. Robbie E wins the X Championship. Team 3D loses their retirement match. Bryan is wrong. Dreamer breaks his wrist. Sabu is fired. What is the point of the stipulations? Bischoff bribes The Pope's family and friends and he loses to Abyss. Jarrett beats Joe in another shit finish. Bryan doesn't like Gunner and Murphy. The ref screws Morgan out of the title. Jeff Hardy has an ugly wacky TNA Championship belt. Joe wants to shoot with Jarrett. Joe vs Gunner and Murphy. A horrible mixed tag match. Bubba turns on D-Von in the Team 3D retirement. Garett Bischoff is a new heel ref. Rhino turns heel. Stevie is not Shawn Michaels. Bischoff gives karate kicks to a casket. Fans text during iMPACT! They try to get Morgan over. Raven is fired on iMPACT! out of nowhere. Sabin and Velvet Sky are fucking. Immortal will make TNA profitable once and for all. Jarrett and Borash are best friends. Jarrett has a solid segment about being a trained MMA fighter. Kendrick, Dreamer and Stevie are all that's left of EV2.0. Rhino sucks for fighting for his family and beating up two men. A DQ in a casket match. D-Von was just a sidekick who got Bubba's tables. Doug Williams turns face during the Morgan Flair match. Hogan cuts a hilarious promo on Reaction. Morgan guarantees he's going to win the title. Russo has written more books than he has read. Everyone on TNA is an asshole. On iMPACT! every girl is a bitch and they all hate each other. Fortune and Immortal have Thanksgiving. A Survivor Series match where the babyfaces have the advantage the entire time. Hogan and Bischoff have salvaged TNA and that pisses Dixie off.