Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! March 2010

This month: The go home show to iMPACT! moving to Mondays. AJ defends the title in a 4 way for no reason with no build. Jarrett discusses plumbing with Bischoff. Anderson lays out Angle with his own move and snaps a bald cap into his eye. The Band breaks up. Samoa Joe is still missing. Hogan and Abyss get their revenge on the go home show. The 2010 Monday Night Wars begin. Bryan gets angry that TNA does not know what they are doing. Flair and Hogan lose viewers. There is no hope. Bryan is convinced they have to fire Russo. The gold boat segment by Bryan. RVD debuts and pins Sting. He's then beaten with a bat. The elseworld version of TNA. Hardy gets caught with drugs and says he was framed. AJ doesn't believe in magical rings. Flair is crazy. Hall and Waltman bury TNA. Bischoff saves Sting from Hogan. Bischoff's head gets shaved and next week its Jarrett's ass. Abyss is a fake Hulk Hogan. Hardy pins AJ. Destination X is a bad main event. Kazarian becomes number 1 contender for the X title in a ladder match. Flair is a cartoon. The Young Bucks are low rent Hardy Boys. Hall is still in terrible shape. Waltman vs spray paint. A brick. Hernandez and Morgan are wacky tag champs who don't get along. Hogan pushes Flair around in a wheelchair. A rant on Russo. A worked concert. Jarrett hits Bischoff with a guitar. TNA sucks and they need to fix it. Team Flair vs Team Hogan at Lethal Lockdown with Sting and Abyss as captains. Tomko is fatter than Scott Hall. Where is Joe? Foley loses and is fired. Morgan gives Hernandez brain trauma. The Band reforms. Hogan and Black Machismo. Ms. Tessmacher. Joe is back. Orlando Jordan can't kiss a man. Daffney steals Tara's spider. Eric Young looked like a goof next to Hardy and RVD. Desmond pins The Pope. A ladder match building to a cage match.