This month: Roode aligns with Christian and starts a feud with has-been Booker T. Why is Jimmy Rave involved with Hoyt and Christy Hemme? Rellik is Killer spelled backwards - he loses both of his first matches. Christian breaks up the Christian Coalition. Steiner doesn't understand Feast or Fired then blows it off. TNA is below Tomko. Hall and Rhino don't show up to the PPV so Raven replaces Rhino in the 10000 thumbtacks match and Joe cuts a promo on Hall being a drug addict flake. Nash shows up - thank God he's there. The Beautiful People are amature pornstars. Feast or Fired takes place. People care about Gail Kim and Awesome Kong. Bryan goes on an incredibly long, annoying, rant about how he hates iMPACT! Rellik always loses. Nash and Joe are friends again. Petey Williams is jacked. We start to pretend the goal of TNA is to get NO BUYS! Roode and Christian break up. Petey gets the World Championship shot. Christian and Kevin Nash have a great segment. Christopher Daniels gets fired - TO THE BACK! Bryan and Vinny get their hands on an iMPACT! script in one of their best episodes. Will AJ join Kurt or Christian at Final Resolution? The Barbed-wire Christmas tree Silent Night Bloody Night match!!! Rellik finally wins! Angle and Christian at Final Resolution for the title. Tomko leaves the Christian Coalition and the Angle Alliance. AJ is torn. Mike joins the guys for a review of the final iMPACT! of the year.