Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! August 2009

This month: New Japan is upset the British Invasion won the IWGP tag titles. iMPACT! shows the Smackdown champion on their show. A 23 man riot that takes up one segment. ODB challenges Angelina Love for the Women's Championship at Hard Justice. Morgan beats AJ in their second match. TNA tries to push Hernandez. Angle retains his TNA Championship at Hard Justice. Daniels becomes the new number 1 contender for the X Division title that Joe wins from Homicide. The Pope debuts. Byran can't understand why Jethro didn't bring a weapon to kill Abyss for $50,000.Hernandez retains his briefcase against Rob Terry. ODB wins the Women's Championship in a tag team match with Deaner. He then steals the belt. Nash also wins his Legends title back so NOW the Main Event Mafia holds all of the titles. Team 3D is still having fun matches. Why is Sting in the match? Taz replaces Don West on commentary. The entire Angle/Morgan feud doesn't make sense. Laughing causes wrinkles. Deaner wants to be King of the Knockouts. The Machine Guns will do anything for money. TNA introduces Women's Tag Championships years before WWE's divas revolution. AJ cries. Sting sans face paint and hair dye. Lashley is The Boss now and gets scared of Angle. Cute Kip had a nice car when he was over - the Phantom laughed. The Sheik gets cheap heat. Kong is a glory hound in tag matches. Jesse Neal's career is a nightmare. ODB faces Deaner for the Women's title at the next PPV.. Nash is going after the Abyss bounty. Lashley has a shitty interview with Dixie. Booker doesn't care.